How to take up running

1. Put the baby in the stroller

2. Put the leash of the over-eager dog into the hands of your over-eager autistic teen

3. Realize your mistake for a split second as they immediately run yards and yards ahead of you up the hill

4. Race to catch up to, or at least keep within shouting distance of, the dog and the boy-with-much-longer-legs-than-yours

5. Keep the panic out of what's left of your voice as you tell the baby in the stroller in front of you that this is fun and your butt bouncing along three feet behind you that it had better try to keep up.

6. Continue for half an hour

Sue :)

P.S. My butt still hasn't made it home.