Cory

So, the other night Jake came home and put the second-floor kids to bed, and when he came down to get sippy cups for the little guys, I was just going to get Cory a cough drop and saw Garrett's vitamin case. "Did you give G his vitamins tonight?" I asked Jake. Garrett has been taking vitamins daily since he was three, and yet Jake consistently forgets to give them to him for some reason. Kind of like me and trying to mail anything.

"Yup." Jake replied.

"Wow. You're awesome!" (Trying the whole positive reinforcement thing.)
Cory pops right out with a dry, "Well, TODAY, anyway."

I immediately turned on her: "Corinne Elizabeth, that was not at all respectful of your father--and very nicely done, I might add."